Be So Good They Can't Ignore You

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

la-reverie:

simplydalektable:

nevillegonnagiveuup:

justanotherdayinlife:

animalcrackersinmyblog:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.

My god am I a fucking idiot.

She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.

THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.

Apparently, in the Norwegian version she actually says “Brave of you to come out of the closet.” 

OH MY GOD

THATS A LLAMA IN DRAG!!/?

mikkynga:

iwanttobeatotodile:

mydepressioneatsmealive:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

This is just legitimately sad.

and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.

i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

lms if u dont know what hola means

so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????

cuteys:

whoa

cuteys:

whoa

dayandnightitsjustlife:

the bottom of your hair was once at the top of your head

thatfunnyblog:

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