Be So Good They Can't Ignore You

fasterfood: why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:11:16 -0400

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

la-reverie: simplydalektable: nevillegonnagiveuup: justanother...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:58:11 -0400

la-reverie:

simplydalektable:

nevillegonnagiveuup:

justanotherdayinlife:

animalcrackersinmyblog:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.

My god am I a fucking idiot.

She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.

THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.

Apparently, in the Norwegian version she actually says “Brave of you to come out of the closet.”

OH MY GOD

THATS A LLAMA IN DRAG!!/?

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:57:16 -0400

mikkynga: iwanttobeatotodile: mydepressioneatsmealive: “Accord...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:55:15 -0400

mikkynga:

iwanttobeatotodile:

mydepressioneatsmealive:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

This is just legitimately sad.

and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.

i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent

vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:50:47 -0400

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:50:33 -0400

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

rneerkat: rneerkat: lms if u dont know what hola means so apparently lms means “like my status”...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:49:48 -0400

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

lms if u dont know what hola means

so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????

cuteys: whoa

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:28:17 -0400

cuteys:

whoa

dayandnightitsjustlife: the bottom of your hair was once at the top of your head

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:26:23 -0400

dayandnightitsjustlife:

the bottom of your hair was once at the top of your head

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:25:30 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:24:36 -0400

captorquest: inkwelldried: captorquest: any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:05:30 -0400

captorquest:

inkwelldried:

captorquest:

any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping

how sure are you about that

vomits on everything

lyrics to YMCA

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:47:23 -0400

shialabeowulf:

its fun to stay at the

Y-M-C-A

its fun to stay at the

Y-M-C-A

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its fun to stay at the

Y-M-C-A

pizza: pizza: the yahoo staff are being scary they...

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:46:35 -0400

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

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baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:44:55 -0400

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues

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